I knew what Mom would have said: Keep smiling and the client won't panic. She would have also said that it's easier to calm the client when the smile isn't obscured by smoke. I shook my mother's voice out of my head and took a swig from my bottle of Evian. "Wait 'til you taste these."
George coughed discreetly. "Good, eh?"
"I think you'll like them." I gave the skillet a good chef's shake for emphasis. The shells inside clinked against the stainless steel.
"Does it always make this much smoke?" he asked.
"It's called cooking
a la plancha and the pan has to be white hot." I shook the skillet again, slamming it against the cast iron burner. "It's very quick though," I added, my caterer's smile radiating reassurance.
George smiled back tentatively over watering eyes.
Peeking under the lid I found the shells open, tossed in a palm full of garlic and parsley, gave pan another quick shake and doused it all with thickly green olive oil. I slid the contents into a shallow serving platter and placed it in front of George and the five guests waiting on the smoke free side of the kitchen island.
The five hesitated. George reached out and took one of the small clams in his fingers. He closed his eyes, tilted back his head and nibbled the tender bivalve into his mouth. His eyes bulged open and his grin was full of delight. "Wow."
I felt vindicated but decided to keep the smoke incident from Mom anyway.
Catalan Clams
a la plancha1 or 2 dozen small clams (don't crowd these - cook in batches if you have more)
1 T minced garlic
2 T minced flat leaf parsley
3 T very good quality extra virgin olive oil
1. Soak the clams in cool water for fifteen minutes. Remove them from the water by lifting them by hand into a colander (do not pour the water through the colander or you'll send the sand with it). Pour away water, refill the bowl with clean, cool water and return the clams to it. Repeat until there is no sand left in the bowl. Drain the clams and dry quickly in a kitchen cloth. Refrigerate uncovered until time of service.
2. Heat a stainless skillet with a tight fitting lid to a very hot temperature. Have the other ingredients ready in small bowls.
3. Remove the pan from the heat and dump in the clams. Quickly cover and, holding the lid firmly in place, shake the pan from time to time to distribute the clams. Check after three minutes then check each minute after that until the shells have all opened.
4. Throw on the garlic, parsley and pour over the olive oil, replace the lid, and shake the pan a few times to distribute the herbs and oil.
5. Discard any clams that do not open.
6. Pour the contents of the pan into a shallow bowl and serve with plenty of crusty bread for dipping up the olive oil and clam juices.
Spaghetti alle Vongole
1/2 lb spaghetti, linguini or angel hair pasta
1 to 2 dozen clams - cleaned per the above instructions
1/4 to 1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup dry white wine such as Pinot Grigio
2 cloves of garlic, in very thin slivers
3-4 tablespoons of minced flat leaf parsley
salt and pepper to taste
1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil and cook the pasta until "al dente"
2. In the meantime, heat 1/4 cup of the olive oil in a large sauté pan with a lid and add the garlic
3. When the garlic is barely golden, add in the wine and butter and cover. As soon as the butter has melted, toss in the clams, cover and allow to steam without opening the pan for three minutes. After three minutes, check the clams and continue checking once a minute until all clams have opened.
4. Discard those that don't open.
5. Drain the pasta and add to the pan of clams; stir to combine. Toss in the parsley and season to taste with salt and pepper and a drizzle of the remaining olive oil.